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Want to Hear Something Funny
So this guy comes up to me, right, he goes, You’re Ray. I turn around, I’m all thinking, Who is it hates me now? But it’s Jonesy, you remember Jonesy. I’m like, J-Man! But no, he’s standing there all stiff, nothing. I go, Jonesy, how you been, I ain’t seen you around. He says, flat like a stone, right, he says, I been going through some things. Well, I didn’t want to touch that. I mean, we all know Jonesy. Well, we all know. So I come back at him, I’m like, Fitz and Collar were in town for St. Patty’s Day. They were here I guess like a week. He says, Collar? He actually asked me Collar! I said, Whole week was a blur, man. You know. He was wearing that shit, that same stuff all weird. I was a little nervous at first. But I got to say, his eyes were – here. You know, in the now. They must got it all bagged on medication. So I wasn’t totally nervous, just a little. Meds, you know, some people need em. Not like back in the day. Remember back in the day when Jonesy was over at the lot and those frat dudes beat our ass? I mean they beat our ass. Don’t tell me, I was there. And Jonesy fuckin ran over and stuck his arms all out and took down three of them? Three of them! J’s big ass. Now that’s the J I remember. Forever for that shit. Nobody like Jonesy. So he’s got some problems, some what, some issues. Do people just leave you all to yourself for some problems? Do people turn their back on you for what, like a bad hairday? For a zit or something? Well, I mean, they sure as fuck do but it’s not right. That is bullshit right there. Serious. Some bull-shit. I wasn’t really nervous or anything it’s just it’s rough seeing an old friend go in and out like that. And then your other friends just ignoring you. Well, it’s rough. And think about Jonesy. It must be freaky not knowing when it’s going to hit or who’s going to be left standing. So, yeah, he’s looking okay, not as bad as I seen him. But you never know, you just don’t. I mean, I’m laughing, right? But. Nobody like Jonesy. If anybody knows its me right here. I know. Took out three of them! You think because I’m standing here telling you this that I don’t know?
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